Grr blogging

Ok, I should blog more, I know. I also realize that not everyone likes to read about politics. So I might start a second blog only for my political rants, and export all of these political blogs over there, and I'll keep this blog for my fun stuff. Like my adventures with rattlesnakes. And being on the verge of death in Compton. Or my application process for the LA Sheriff's Dept. And what about getting hired as director of an MMA program at a super ritzy gym in souther Orange County.

Yeah. I'm in over my head.

But check out how cute my niece is!


(Don't judge--Kortney made me watch High School Musical, and I kind of like the music...)

Road Trip to the Future

So, I'm leaving on July 7 to go play in California. I am not completely sure what I'll end up doing down there, but my goal is to become rich and famous. Right now, reality tv shows are hot. My good friend Tori and I have decided to make a reality show out of our simple quest. I'm not saying we'll be on any cable networks in the next few months or anything, but we will certainly be taking over YouTube. Also, our funding is nil at the moment, and we are not opposed to including advertising in our adventures. If you are a large corporation, LP, LLC, LLP, or sole proprieter, please feel free to contact me at cmtrost@gmail.com to make a lucrative donation to our cause. You won't regret it.